Cats Are Jerks. They have been for thousands of years, barfing hairballs on marble floors and in sod huts, and waking your ancestors up at 3:00am. Cats will continue to be jerks for all eternity, but now you can color your stress and cat-hate away. Fun things to do with your copy of Cats Are Jerks:
-Color and tape a drawing above your cat’s food dish.
-Plaster your cat-loving coworker’s cubicle with your art work.
-Frame each page and nail them on the ceiling above your bed.
-Leave random colored cat pages in public places.
-Donate 10,000 Cats Are Jerks books to your local animal shelter.